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i-effed-it-all-up:

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

(via cupcakesandtv)

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the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

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moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

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heliolisk:

Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of

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chanyerrrrrr:

bestyoutubevideos:

Putting on pants without using hands

this was wild from start to finish

(via funniest-facts)

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someidiotontheinternet:

principiosrotos:

my best friend is an atheist, but whenever she is comforting me with something in my life she uses examples of God to help me because she knows it makes me feel better, and vice versa, when i comfort her i never bring up God because i respect that it’s not something that helps or works for her

i feel like this is a model of how the world should work

that is perfect

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dippydorable:

escondig:

The Supernatural Fandom, everybody

see, that is devotion

we don’t care if its illegal

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deathbycas:

dingle-dangle:

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father

"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"

"Dad, you don’t mean-"

"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*

"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.

"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".

(via idontmakesense)

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dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

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caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

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orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

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  • Americans on Tumblr on July 4: FUCK YESSSS AMERICA! WHOOOOOO!!!! FREEDOM!!!! GOD BLESS THE USAAAAA!
  • Rest of the world: SHUT UP, AMERICA.
  • Americans: ...
  • Americans: ...
  • Americans: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
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jenxmalone:

Since Johanna Mason was the only living female victor of 7 for the Quell, I would like to think that when they called up “Ladies first” she just stomped over, grabbed the piece of paper herself and shouted “GEE I WONDER WHO THE FUCK IT COULD BE? HOLY FUCK BALLS IT’S ME I’M SO SHOCKED” and the Peacekeepers have to drag her away from the microphone

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